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Challenger approaching! It’s the recap for Chapter Nine, and it’s confirmed for Smash. Special moves include Team RWBY being grilled over their life choices, Mammoth-y Grimm becoming a thing, Doctor Who references that are more out of control than River Song’s hair, and everyone reading’ll realise that Smash Bros 4 has fried my brain to the point I’m reading this in my head as the announcer guy’s voice. To unlock it you gotta click the Read More below. Alternatively, you could go back and check out last week’s fighter, or just hit head back to the roster screen aka the Recap Masterpost. Pretty top tier, right? No Johns please, and let’s get to it.

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Happy Pumpkin Month errybody. And RWBY Day too, sure. To celebrate I’m going to offer y’all this everytime unlimited offer of RWBY Recap for just $49.99! Or free, whichever works. This lovely product not only comes with a free set of steak knives, but features Ruby running circles around her interrogators, Weiss showing off her linguistic abilities, and Ozpin hedging his bets on the end of days. And CFVY! Hallelujah it’s raining CFVY. I hope it’s not fresh ‘cause that might hurt… Anyways. Last week’s showcase - that one came with the free juicer - can be found here, and the rest of our stock at the Recap Masterpost. After you’re done waiting four to six weeks, click the Read More below to get to enjoying your product.

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Happy RWBY day everybody, let’s all have celebrate the way we all should: by sacrificing virgin goats to a higher power in the hopes we get Team CFVY this coming episode. Or Neo. We won’t complain about more Neo. But until then, it’s recap time! Chapter Six’s recap is a fortnight old on account of the gap week, and all the other recaps can be found aging gracefully at the Masterpost. As for Chapter Seven’s recap? Everyone drinks a little too much of the spiked punch, Cinder is one hot potato, and a certain reveal involving someone having seven sisters makes a part of me die inside. Intrigued? Click the Read More below to get jiggy wit’ it.

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In an unprecedented and quite frankly bizarre turn of events, an episode of RWBY aired last week and then a recap of said episode was created by some guy and is now being posted hours before the next episode. Up is down, black is white, Blake is not a queen. We’re all doomed, so hey, let’s go out in style! In this week’s recap, Jaune considers becoming evil, Yang drops some backstory bombs, and Ozpin just wants to fight for his right to party. Last week’s recap can be found here, and all previous recaps are up at the Recap Masterpost. Once you’re all caught up, step inside my mystery machine of wonder and majesty and get somedat recap by clicking the Read More below!

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Good morning Vietnam and other assorted countries, it’s time for you to be reading this paragraph of text telling you the recap for Chapter Five is here! This week’s recap features more Pyrrha than you can shake a gatling gun stick at, Blake’s horrifying transformation, and Jaune unleashing his inner artist. You can check out last week’s recap in case you missed it, and all recaps before that are hanging out in the Recap Masterpost. Helpful stuff, right? The more you know! Anyways, ready to go? Click the Read More below and get to it.

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Hollatcha, dear sons and daughters of hungry ghosts, it’s recap time. We survived that off week thanks to a handy little segment on Dust - which I’ll also cover a bit here - but now it’s five minutes to midnight aka Chapter Five’s release. And so, let’s recap the awesometacular Chapter Four! This week, Penny asks the most important question of all, Torchwick gets caught moonlighting, and everyone falls in love with Neo. Aww man, Neo <3. I just wanna build an altar to that girl. Blake who? Anyways, last episode’s recap can be found here, and there’s also the Masterpost, where all the other recaps lie! Ready to rock and/or roll? Click the Read More below!

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Hey all and sundry, Matt here. Since there’s no new episode of RWBY this week, Chapter Four’s recap is not coming out until next week. I always want the recaps out just before the next episode, so yeah. Cool? Cool. For those who are just finding the news out about the RWBY off-week now, there’s still a bright side: We’re getting content in the form of World Of Remnant, which’ll have history and worldbuilding awesomeness. No complaints at all from me! And who knows, might be something to recap there too, so next week there could be two recaps! Heavy. Until then, have a sneak peek of Chapter Four’s recap, in which Blake’s original plan to deal with Torchwick is revealed:

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Season’s greetings, gentle souls and brutal souls and souls just here for the chocolate chip muffins. What season is it? RWBY season, where the fandom decorates their trees with yuri fan art and then takes down the NSFW stuff when their parents are visiting. And what gift can we find under these trees? This recap, whether you wanted it or not! Woo! This week, there’s superhero codenames, machines with feelings, and false promises of cheese. Wanna check out the recaps you’ve missed? Visit the Recap Masterpost. Done with that? Are you sure? You want me to stop asking questions? Click the Read More below and get to readin’!

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Salutations, RWBY fan people and fan robots. Another episode aired, another week almost passed, another episode almost upon us, so another recap! That’s algebra, everyone. This week Ozpin and Ironwood try to outsmart each other, Ren gives us the darkest joke I’ll regret later, Blake learns what it means to be a main character, and Team RWBY puts together their superhero team. If you want to catch up on other recaps from this year and last before reading on, check out this Recap Masterpost! Done? Click the Read More below and let’s get to it!

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